Better than sex? I Doubt It!

Top Ten Reasons why Trick-or-Treating is better than sex:


#10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

#9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

#8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

#7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

#6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.

#5. If you get a stomachache, it won’t last 9 months and, 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

#4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

#3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

#2. Less guilt the next morning.


And the Number One Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...


#1. You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!